139 Collections of Cheats to Make Your Girlfriend Smile

Cheats to Make Your Girlfriend Smile – Every person living in this world must have experienced and felt the beauty of love. Love is one of the most beautiful gifts from God to mankind. Besides that, humans as social creatures will always need help and love from other people.

There are many ways you can make your partner happy so they don’t get bored easily, for example giving flowers, chocolates and romantic surprises. Apart from that, giving romantic words to your partner is believed to be effective in getting rid of boredom in a relationship.

Table of Contents

• Funny jokes for girlfriends
• Cheats for Spoiled Boyfriends
• Cheats for Salting Boyfriends
• Short jokes to make your girlfriend smile

Funny jokes for girlfriends

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1. “You are like salt in the ocean, invisible but always there forever.”
2. “I’m fat now, aren’t I? Do you know why? Because you have developed a lot of love in my heart.”
3. “I’m willing to take part in a race around the world, as long as you are the one at the finish line.”
4. “It’s great to be you, if you want to see an angel, just look in the mirror.”
5. “I’m willing to be a grasshopper as long as you have butterflies. Then, we eat rice for lunch and drink milk at night.”
6. “I will stop loving you when elephants can fly on their own.”
7. “I want to exchange bones with you. I am your backbone, you are my ribs.”
8. “Thin people are loyal, they never eat more, let alone a partner.”
9. “If you stood in front of a mirror holding 11 roses, you would see the 12 most beautiful flowers ever.”
10. “Every time I see your smile I can feel the warmth of the sun. Every time I see you laugh, I feel like I see the beauty of a star.”
11. “Japan makes robots, Germany makes cars, you make me miss you.”
12. “The chairs are getting more and more antique, you are getting more and more beautiful.”
13. “I wrote your name on the sky, the wind blew it. I wrote your name on the ocean, however, the storm took them away. I’d write your name in my heart, it is “Love.”
14. “If you count one to ten, my love is number two, which is really deep.”
15. “Do you know why we can only see a half-circle rainbow? Because the other half is in your eyes.”
16. “If you ride a motorbike with you, you will definitely be ticketed. Because there are three of us, me, you and love.”
17. “If you ask how many times you come to my mind. Honestly, I just didn’t go out once and didn’t go!”
18. “If I were a people’s representative like me, I would fail. How can I think about the people, if all I can think about is you.”
19. “How can I sleep if you’re still hanging out on my mind at this hour?”
20. “You are like salt in the ocean, invisible but always there forever.”
21. “If the city bus is far away, the fare is the same, but this love is closer, the more we love each other.”
22. “Do you know what my affection for you has in common with the sun? The similarity is that they both appear every day and will only end until the end of the world.”
23. “I never feel the slightest fear when I’m around you, because you are my strength.”
24. “Above the sky there is another sky! Under the sky, there is still me who sincerely loves you.”
25. “In the minds of wise people there are ideas, solutions and reasons. In the minds of experts there are chemical formulas, theories and formulas. In my mind, there is only you!”
26. “Birthdays are beautiful. But it’s more beautiful to be with you over and over again.”
27. “Apart from having an eagle in my chest, I also always have you in my chest.”
28. “What’s the best snack? I have you completely.”
29. “I wish I were your mirror, so I could see you every morning.”
30. “You shine brighter than the moon on the brightest night, and you shine brighter than the sun on a cloudless day.”
31. “It’s not my fault that I fell in love with you so hard and so fast. Gravity made me do it.”
32. “You look great, but I think you’d look even better with me on your arm.”

Cheats for Spoiled Boyfriends

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1. “If I could choose one person to be stranded on an island, it would be you.”
2. “Every long poem I read every and every love song I hear on the radio makes me think of you and only you.”
3. “I’m addicted to your presence. I feel like I’m floating when I’m with you.”
4. “Hearing your voice is like music to my ears.”
5. “I would do anything to be able to hold your hand.”
6. “I never want our conversation to end.”
7. “I wish I could stop thinking about you, but lately it’s been impossible to get you out of my mind.”
8. “You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.”
9. “Your name is my favorite word.”
10. “Can you get me some medicine, because I’m lovesick.”
11. “I called the police, because you stole my heart.”
12. “I may look like a potato now, but one day I will turn into a French fry and you will want me then.”
13. “He stole my heart so I planned revenge. I will take his last name.”
14. “Falling in love with you was never my intention, but it became my addiction.”
15. “There is something about you that is very addictive.”
16. “If I had a favorite ‘type,’ it would be you.”
17. “I love you with all my stomach. I would say liver, but my stomach is bigger.”
18. “Seeing you makes my heart flutter.”
19. “You want to know who I fell in love with? Read the first word again.”
20. “I want you today, tomorrow, next week and for the rest of my life.”
21. “There are seven billion smiles in the world, and yours is my favorite.”
22. “I must be in a museum, because you are truly a work of art.”
23. “I look at you and see the rest of my life before my eyes.”
24. “Was it an earthquake? Or did you just rock my world?”
25. “If I could sleep with you in a dream, I would sleep forever.”
26. “They say that Disney World is the ‘happiest place on earth.’ Obviously they were never in your arms.”
27. “My mind worked wonders 365 days a year, 7 days a week and 24 hours a day until I met you.”
28. “I might as well call you ‘Google’ because you are everything I’ve been looking for.”
29. “Let’s flip a coin. Your head is mine, my tail is yours.”
30. “The best thing I did in life was give my heart to you.”
31. “I just want three things: to see you, to hug you and to kiss you.”
32. “My favorite place in the world is right next to you.”
33. “What’s the use of gravity, if I’m just going to fall in love with you…”
34. “Suddenly all the love songs are about you…”
35. “Apart from chocolate, you are my favorite.”
36. “Thank you for being the reason I smile.”
37. “My heart is and will always be yours.”
38. “My favorite place is in your arms.”
39. “I don’t need a pious woman, but how to guide the woman I love to become a pious person.”
40. “If the night were dark bars that became a cage, I would want to be trapped there forever with you.”
41. “Hey, what kind of friend are you? So what? How dare you steal my heart, so I remember you always.”
42. “If you are the goal, I am the ball. I’m willing to be kicked by people just so I can be with you.”

Cheats for Salting Boyfriends

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1. “They say the storm will pass, how come the storm of missing you never stops?”
2. “I don’t need a beautiful woman, but how do I flatter the woman I love like the most beautiful woman on this earth.”
3. “You are like an amphetamine because you always make my heart pound, can’t sleep and make me always happy.”
4. “I can’t believe the rain is getting heavier, as hard as my love for you.”
5. “If a star would fall every time I thought of you, the moon would protest. Because he will be alone in space.”
6. “You are the light that will always shine in my heart. Without you, my life is empty and nothing.”
7. “I’m fat now, aren’t I? Do you know why? Because you have developed a lot of love in my heart.”
8. “I don’t ask you for the stars or the moon. Just accompany me forever under its light.”
9. “The sweetness of this chocolate bean martabak is not as sweet as your beautiful face.”
10. “The flu makes the tongue numb. Heartache because of you, makes my whole body numb.”
11. “You see the moon up there, even though you can’t reach it, you can reach my heart.”
12. “If you run out of sugar, just stir the coffee and smile and the coffee will be sweet like you.”
13. “I want to confess my sins. Don’t ever be angry, okay? I’m sorry about earlier, last night I dreamed that you were my girlfriend. After wake up, will my dream come true?”
14. “You’re like a plate of earth, yes, just moving it a little can shake my heart.”
15. “My love for you is as strong as Pantene shampoo, as soft as Molto, as clean as Rinso and as white as Bayclin.”
16. “Do you know why there are no stars tonight? Because the stars have all moved into your eyes.”
17. “There are three primary human needs, namely clothing, food and shelter. But why am I different? My basic need seems to be just you, you and you.”
18. “I was struck by lightning, how come it’s normal, right? “But if you are struck by the vibrations of love, your virgin will immediately melt.”
19. “In the past my dream was to become a doctor. But after getting to know you, I changed to wanting to make you happy.”
20. “Today the weather is cloudy, I stumbled when I saw you, you ignore me, but I will chase you all the way to Bandung.”
21. “Did you know that? My love for you is like a debt. “At first it was small, then I left it alone, and then you know, it got bigger.”
22. “I am your shadow, my address in your heart, my hobby is loving you, my life is as long as you want, my work is thinking about you, my dreams are to achieve your love.”
23. “When I drink tea, I don’t need to use sugar. If you want sweetness, just look at you.”
24. “I’m willing to run any distance, as long as it’s you at the finish line.”
25. “What is the most romantic demon? I offer you a rose.”
26. “I want to be with you today, tomorrow, next week and for the rest of my life.”
27. “You want to know the most beautiful thing that happened in my life? The answer is in the first word of this sentence.”
28. “It turns out that the most beautiful place is not on the moon, the most beautiful place is right next to you.”
29. “You are like a plate of the earth, even a slight shift can make my heart shake.”
30. “I love you as big as my stomach. I was going to say liver, but my stomach is bigger.”

Short jokes to make your girlfriend smile

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1. “This method can make me smile in any situation. It’s very easy, just close your eyes and think about you.”
2. “Did you know that? Every time I see your smile, I feel like butter falling on a hot frying pan, it just melts.”
3. “The success I have had, the amount of knowledge I have gained, still cannot allow me to live independently because I cannot live without you.”
4. “My love for you is like soy sauce, feelings never lie.”
5. “Sumedang tofu banana compote, even though the distance stretches, my love will never disappear.”
6. “You want to know who I fell in love with? Read the first word again.”
7. “I can’t ghost you, because the only thing that disappears is doubt about marrying you.”
8. “Above the sky there is another sky. Under the sky, there is still me who sincerely loves you.”
9. “You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.”
10. “You’re like a spoon, you can stir up my feelings.”
11. “Besides chocolate, you are my favorite.”
12. “What if the two of us become a gang of thieves? I stole your attention, then you stole my heart.”
13. “Look, my eyes are swollen, because last night I was hit by Miss.”
14. “If we are destined to be together, I don’t want it to just be promises and words of loyalty from you, because love requires real certainty.”
15. “If you were a guitar string, of course I wouldn’t want to be the guitarist. Because I don’t want to dump you.”
16. “Alphabets start with ABC, numbers start with 123, songs start with do re. If love starts with me and you.”
17. “You are like a warteg, simple but high quality.”
18. “You shine brighter than the moon on the brightest night and you shine brighter than the sun on a cloudless day.”
19. “I’ve fallen on the street, I’ve fallen on the stairs and all of that is not good. But there is one of the most delicious falls, falling in love with you.”
20. “The best thing I did in life was give my heart to you.”
21. “I’m willing to take part in a race around the world, as long as you are at the finish line.”
22. “If I’m told to avoid crowds, I can do it. If I’m told to avoid you, I can’t.”
23. “There are 3 things in this world that I cannot count, the number of stars in the sky, fish in the sea and my love for you.”
24. “I’m willing to be your fried rice brother, as long as I can pass by your house every night.”
25. “If I become a people’s representative, it looks like I will fail, right? How can I think about the people, if all I can think about is you.”
26. “Can you get me some medicine, because I’m lovesick.”
27. “Apart from having an eagle in my chest, I also always have you in my chest.”
28. “If you ride a motorbike with you, you will definitely be ticketed. Because there are three of us, me, you and love.”
29. “You look just like the flag, do you know why? Because your shadow always flutters in my heart.”
30. “What’s the best snack? I have you completely.”
31. “When you tidy my hair, how come my heart is a mess?”
32. “I agree – just agree that fuel prices are getting more expensive, as long as your smile remains cheap with me.”
33. “Do you know what you have in common with AC? “You both make me cool.”
34. “If you stood in front of a mirror holding 11 roses, you would see the 12 most beautiful flowers ever.”
35. “God is very good, isn’t he? When I asked for roses I was given a beautiful garden. When I asked for a drop of water, I was given an ocean. Eh, when I asked for an angel, I was given you.”

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Author: Rosyda Nur Fauziyah